60 Yard Line - Girls Talk Football

Michigan Tears and Turkey Traditions

60 Yard Line Season 1 Episode 1

Ladies and gentlemen, gear up for a lively, humorous, and insightful episode from 60 Yard Line. Ever wondered what bold coaching looks like? Well, we talk about it and heap praise on the Lions' coach, Dan Campbell, for his audacious decisions. We also dissect the Lions' recent game and their upcoming Thanksgiving Day match, throwing light on the dynamics of football from a fresh female perspective. And if you're a fan of University of Michigan's football team, we've got some revealing discussion on their controversial reputation you'd not want to miss.

Picture this: it's Thanksgiving, and you're hosting a party. What drinks do you serve? How about some Santa Gria or White Sangria? We discuss these holiday drinks and how you can make them at home or even gift them. We also try out a pre-made sangria mix and share our honest thoughts on it. On the lighter side, we share some hilarious gym mishaps and talk about our Thanksgiving traditions and catering experiences. So, if you're looking forward to some entertaining conversation about Thanksgiving preparations, we've got you covered.

Come join us for an episode full of laughter, learning, and a deep love for football. Let's share a few drinks, a few laughs, and maybe even a few tears. And remember, no holds barred in our discussions - it's all in good fun!

Speaker 1:

Hey, it's 60 Yard Line, the podcast where we tackle more than just touch-shouts. We'll talk about game-ring, caps, news and football fashion. We're here to bring you a fresh female perspective on America's favorite sport. So grab your jersey, pour yourself a glass of wine and let's dive into today's exciting play-by-play on life, laughter and, of course, football. Hey, hey, here we go. We're actually going to do this 60 Yard Line.

Speaker 1:

Look at all the fun things I have in front of me. I know what are we doing every week, or every time. I mean, I definitely think one of the keys is we got to share a special drink. Yeah, I mean, I think that has to be first, right. Yep, like, before you talk about anything, you got to talk about your drink. Maybe it's cheers to this week, this weekend football or this weekend sports. You know what I mean To getting snacks. Oh yeah, well, we have some very fancy shit. Very fancy shit. We got some kind of veggies over here that were custom made. We have us some grace. We just started our podcast. We'll be bringing you better tailgating snacks, but tonight it's veggies and dip. I mean, there's nothing wrong with veggies and dip. We have a good chat, though. We have a good chat. It's just fancy, and we'll share the recipe with everyone.

Speaker 1:

This is a Thanksgiving Day shot and it's going to be customized for the line. So it is equal parts pumpkin spice from Chateau, vanilla vodka and a splash of fireball, and then, if you want to like, put some whipped cream on top for your little Thanksgiving guests. We put blue sprinkles because it's Lions game day. That is so awesome. I did not know pumpkin spice from Chateau was even a thing. Well, I think all these liquor brands come out with like their version for season and stuff, and so I went to get you can get the dailies. You can use dailies too. Are we sponsored by a pumpkin spice store? Yes, we are. They actually sent me that. They did. Yes, next time put it on your firecast, all right, Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.

Speaker 1:

So what are we going to talk about this week? Obviously, this is. We're really just getting into this. But what do we got on the agenda TV? Well, we have some football, obviously. Yes, we're going to talk about the Lions. They had a great game last weekend and obviously they've got Thanksgiving Day coming up. We're also going to talk about your team Go blue the cheaters, go blue the little details, yeah. And then we're going to talk about some Thanksgiving stuff and whatever else comes out, I love it. Yeah, that sounds great.

Speaker 1:

Shall, we start with the Lions. I know, right, did you watch the game on Sunday? Watch the game? They had DM Campbell, I think I texted you. I said he has what can I say? He said just he's not. I also said he has bowling balls for nuts. Yes, I don't disagree.

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His play call is did you guys see any memes? Like I was on Facebook and I'll have to send it to you. Somebody had a picture of him with a wheelbarrow and there were two. It was cute. It was one ball. That was great.

Speaker 1:

It's true, I don't know, like the end of the game was crazy. I think. I'm trying to remember because it feels like that was a long time ago, it was. We had like a whole bunch of stuff, but, like he, I couldn't figure out why he wasn't just going to kick it at the end and he just went for it For the two, I think. You know. I think too, though, part of it with him is he's just gutsy. He doesn't ever play by the symbol, like when you think you know I love it. There were a couple of times, though, I was like, okay, we know we're going to talk about football, we know we're women, but like there's some times where I impress myself and I say something and I was watching the game and it was my mom and maybe Kevin was with us, and I was like I can remember if it was that game, but I think it was when he didn't go, he didn't, he didn't.

Speaker 1:

Um, they went twice on the fourth down right, and they didn't get it. For the second one, they got it and it's just kind of like I understand, but like he missed out on six points right, two different field goals for six points, and like he ended up getting a touchdown and so he got the seven. But it was like, did you, could you have got the six and then the seven? And I get it, he's ballsy, he's totally ballsy. But if you go twice in a row but I think that's what keeps all their competition guessing because if you don't do that, then they know, okay, they're going to go for a field goal, yeah, whenever you're eight. That's the surprise. Yeah, it's kind of like the excitement of you don't know what they're going to do because of the game, because of him, and they won. Yeah, so he was right.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think too, like um, I always learn stuff when I watch football games. Right, I don't really know everything about football, but there was one part in that game where um, we got a, we, the Lions, got the you know my team we got a um penalty and it was a pass and a fierce in the end zone and it was on, I think, fourth down maybe or something, and then they got to start their downs all over and I didn't know that that happened. Like, I thought that they just got the penalty and they got to try and die one time, but yeah, but then I was like, wait, why did they get four more tries? And it's crazy, and it's crazy in games sometimes when they get those four more tries and they don't, they don't maximize on it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was telling Mike the other day um, we were talking about I don't think I told you guys about football, but we were talking about football IQ. Oh yeah, and Mike said I said you know what you're talking about, like what we thought our husbands football IQ was. And he is like, would you say my mom's? I was like, yeah, you know like a six, and he was so offended he said what, what does he think he is? You didn't say he was a six, though. You said he was like I can't tell him, but you wanted, you were teasing, right, and I said I think I said you were a six and he's like I'm at least a seven.

Speaker 1:

So I quizzed him and said OK, or challenged him. And I challenged him and Jack and said hey, what is the oddest call in football? That makes no sense, that somebody wouldn't know. The average person like me would not know that's a call, and so that's their quiz for the week. They're thinking about it. What's the best, the best answer to what the oddest call is Like? Remember, like finishing the process, things like that, or something weird happens and everyone in the stands is like what, right? And so that's his quiz for the week. He's going to come up with what he thinks is the oddest call in football. We'll see if his IQ goes up from that. I don't know. We should do some trivia.

Speaker 1:

I remember have you ever played a game like I think it was called Battle of the Sexism where you answer supposedly men's questions, and then it's like reverse. It's a fun game. Is it a game? You get the football questions and the women get the recipe Cooking questions. Yes, that's exactly what it is. It's totally.

Speaker 1:

Show me a sticky chain out of a white t-shirt. It starts with a t-shirt. It don't ever wear a t-shirt. It sounds like the ocean tide. You throw the t-shirt away and you go buy a new one. You go buy a new one. That's what we like to do. Yeah, no, it was kind of a fun game and there was a question Is it like? Was it the Venus and Mars one? I think it's probably similar. It's probably similar, but it was called Battle of the Sexism. There was like a couple of questions on there and I was so impressed.

Speaker 1:

But the girls get to get together and then the guys get to talk about it. Oh my god, it's fun, but we should do some trivia for ourselves. That'd be a fun episode. That'd be good because we could learn a lot, see what our IQ really is. So let's talk Michigan, because Danielle's got some.

Speaker 1:

Oh what Are you joining the game? Oh, ok, so like, I fucking love you guys. I was waiting for you to come. I'm so horrible. I fucking love you guys. I'm so glad you did it, I'm so proud of you.

Speaker 1:

It was funny. What was his name? Coach Moore. Yep, that was awesome. I mean it was a feel good moment, but it was so funny I mean not funny like laughing at him, but it was unexpected. It was like so much emotion coming out.

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And then I was reading something the other day that he was talking on a news channel and they were asking him about it. He said his mom called him right away after it. I was like you can't do that. He's like she obviously understood all the emotions that week, but I was like I apologized for I loved that he caught me.

Speaker 1:

I mean, not for that guy, but I think like they, them, that team has taken this whole thing and made it like they're being wronged and it's them against the world and they're in this situation because they cheated. Well, let's talk about how wrong I think it is. Let's talk about the like, ok, so Well, I mean, in my opinion, there's rules regardless of who you are right. So, no matter what team it is. See, I'm trying to deflect a little bit, no one will know this, but there is like am I going to actually talk about this, because I was like, how bad is it? And then it's like, well, you could say that about anything. Speeding is not bad if you don't get caught right. It's when something happens because of it.

Speaker 1:

So now they've had this incredible season mind you, their schedule is not overly powerful, but they've had this great season and there's going to be that like mark on it. Yeah, and it's disappointing, and these kids now are going to be. That's why I feel bad. Well, they'll have three seasons. I think. Isn't this the thing that's like for years? But that's the problem is, when you look at it now, it's like these kids who are like dude, we are doing great, this is so awesome, we're in the best year of our lives and no matter what, no matter what happens, guess, they're still going to have that, hopefully, but that's going to be there. That's why I liked that. The coach was emotional, because it clearly was emotional, because they did well for the team, so I loved that about it.

Speaker 1:

But so you're a state fan, so I want to hear your perspective, because she's a Michigan fan and I'm not either. I'm going to hate them. That's works. Tell what it is. Oh, yeah, that's my perspective. Like whatever I think she does. So you just think it's blatant cheating. And I'm curious, like you think it's possible and not surprised that they cheated, like it's not surprising at all. Do you see these conversations I have to go through? It's interesting. It does shock me. It just seems, yeah, that seems all right at this.

Speaker 1:

So, ok, so there's a rule that you can look at other teams' plays, and we kind of were talking about this, but in youth sports high school, college you can't use microphones either, so they're holding up signs and then so, like, stealing signs is something that's always gone on in other sports too, right? Well, sure, because you can naturally do that, but you can't record them. Yes, and so the weird thing I mean it's almost like comical, like a Saturday night live skit they have somebody else on the field. He looks like did he have a real mustache? But it looks like it's fake. I don't even know if it's a real mustache, but I will tell you that I saw so many Halloween costumes with the fake mustache. It was amazing. I mean they would walk in. One costume that I saw of him had the mustache, had all different gear on from different places he's not from a ship and then had a pair of binoculars hanging on his neck and I was like that's fantastic, it's perfect.

Speaker 1:

So, yeah, I mean, but I don't know, I mean it's a rule, you can't do it. And I kind of feel like that's where, whether we think that's not a good deal or it is because it's a rule, well, and it's like if you're studying from your sideline and you're stealing a place and you're dedicating a person on the team to do that, but like getting onto the other sidelines, I feel like it just took it too far. Yeah, yeah, that's. It doesn't surprise me at all that they don't think that rule applies about, I mean, they being You're angry, I'm not angry, I'm just saying it's part from a course. Honestly, little brother, what about Michigan State rules? Should we tell you what Michigan State rules I mean? I'm not, I'm not. I mean we can really open this thing up. We're not going to do that tonight. I think, yeah, they're just pushing it a little bit. I'm not, we don't. I'm a Zoom colleague. I mean we can, I'm not. Oh no, you didn't. Sorry. That was really good. That was good. We are also sponsored by Metro Cocktail.

Speaker 1:

This evening we have Santa Gria. I did not realize. That Isn't that cute. Santa Tommy made some sangria, and then there's White Sangria too. There was some. Doesn't have a fancy name, they have one. I don't need them, no, just White Sangria. Those are adorable.

Speaker 1:

Though we were talking earlier, I'm gonna try a little bit. Go to somebody's house over the holidays. You're not sure what you're bringing Like. Buy one of these. They come right, like with the spices. Yes, so I wanna take credit for it, but I'm not going to because it's cheating. She's wearing a shirt, so go look.

Speaker 1:

So it comes, even with a little strainer. And then you, it's got all the fruit sugars, which I will say there's a lot of sugars in this, because when I made it, you can even see some of it. Did you put the sugar in? No, you did not. You, literally, it's amazing. These are from Home Goods, by the way, you, we're sponsored by Home Goods, we're sponsored by Home Goods and Metro Pactail. Oh, open hand. And Josh, twice, it's my biggest Josh to do life. We really like Josh. Right, so you can strain it out. Or they said you cannot strain it out, just dump the fruit out. And you can dump the fruit in too. But I don't know. It's been in there for two days.

Speaker 1:

I think it would be good mixed with your wine. I'm gonna try it. Well, this is if I pour my white wine in, this is a dry red. That's Pinot Grigio. I actually bought that for you. What do I do? Do I have to chop this to get that in there? No, I'm just kidding, that's my drink. Pinot Grigio is my drink. It is your drink. What is your drink? Cabernet? What did you drink? You don't have a drink. You're so right. I love that. You said that. I don't know. I love both. I like red wine in the winter. I like white wine in the summer. I like a Reese's line. That would be my white wine. Yeah, I like a little sweeter than you do.

Speaker 1:

I hate shortening. What is this little thing? Do I eat it? It's fruit. Try it. It's probably not going to go. Well, I'm gonna go sick of the seeds it's been in that fruit. Is it a beet? Is it a beet? A beet is not fruit, so it's probably not a beet. Do you're not like beets? It's probably like an apple or something. I love beets. I love beets too. I'm like alive. That's good. It was really good.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so this will be gross if I mix it with my red wine. Does anybody want my red wine done? Is that a close? We're into yours. I don't know what to do with it, just chew it. Oh, it's very sweet, mm. Is that gross? If I mix the two, I'm doing that. Oh, you're mixing white? No, no, no, no, you're pouring it in here. This is what we do, because if you do, you're gonna dump it, you're gonna ruin it. I'm gonna only show it, I'm gonna pour it. Okay, so this is what we do. All right, we drink, we drink, we talk football, we talk football. We have so much fun together. See, there's a little sugar in the bottom and we wanted to invite everyone else to our phone. Yes, so you guys are all invited.

Speaker 1:

So now can we switch gears for just a minute? Yes, please, let's talk about what's happening soon, which is Thanksgiving. Is it good? I think it would be good. With other wine mixed in, like yours probably tastes good if you pour a little in. It just gives us like some punch of flavor, because is it really sweet? It is really, it's not. It's good, but I feel like it's fun of flavor to it from the fruit. For me it's good, but I feel like you put a splash in yours, katie, it's good. Okay, everybody has a pink one. I'm just gonna stick with my Pino Green.

Speaker 1:

Oh, before we talk about Thanksgiving, can we talk about the fact that I got to the gym today and did not have my sports bra? Yeah, I did too. So what did you do? It was a disaster, ladies. So I had to go to work and then I went to the gym after and I was meeting some ladies to do this ridiculous workout that we did. Why do you do that? I do you do Because I feel like it makes me a better person. And then after I'm like nope, still the same. I'm gonna try one of these days. No, I'm still the same person, I'm trying.

Speaker 1:

So I realized, when you're working in, everybody's waiting on me, that I don't have a sports bra Like, all I have is the normal over the shoulder. Oh, I thought you didn't have anything on that one. No, I was just worried. But why would you? Well, I'm probably not the one I. Do you do what? I'm here once at all? Yeah, like without a bra.

Speaker 1:

Well, we can talk about Katie's. Do I mean? Shane, what About wearing underwear? Yeah, oh, yeah, I just started doing that. So see, let's just get right into the serious stuff. I mean, jesus, I had to go. This is what you're gonna get people.

Speaker 1:

I had to go to Goodwill and I had to find the bra that had a tag on it. Still, that was brand new. If you brought underwear, I think it will never talk to you again. Luckily, I had my underwear on. It was the bra that I forgot. And so I went in and there was a tag. There was a sports bra from All Emotion, like with a tag or something. Yeah, okay, brand new. It was like gleaming at me Like I'm the one because I was freaking out because all these people were waiting for me at the gym and it was right next door. So I grabbed it and it was like mission accomplished. And then I got done like this is kinda cute, like I don't know if they will buy all my sports bra Some minutes. Yeah, so Well, like I've worn a regular bra or I'll do the gym before.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, no, I don't like to jump, though. I don't like to. I don't like to sweat what is it but I definitely don't like to eat like you guys. Like jump and do what are those things called? Perfect? Yeah, I just lift weights. I don't, I like to lift weights, I like to maybe jump a little walking from.

Speaker 1:

This was actually one of those hero wads, for, uh, wait what? It's? A hero workout. Oh, sorry, they call them wads and wad. It took me a minute. I was like I don't know if I'm allowed to say that. I put another. I'll say the same. She's Italian. I like hero wads. Well, yeah, so we have to do a thousand back step ups, workout of the day, that's what it is, but this one took like almost two hours and it was unreal.

Speaker 1:

So, because now I'm like, let's drink. That's why, okay, yeah, maybe I should do that. Right, we're going to do this. Did you try it? No, I'm still working on it. I'm so big. Sorry, I interrupted because I'm being rude, but that's Thanksgiving. Back to Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so what do you guys do for Thanksgiving? We always have families in our house from your house. That's why you know the Michigan, michigan state I don't really care, because I'm from Diaz and my only neighborhood is Florida and yeah, and I love so, yeah, though I don't have any contrasts to the other two days, we only feel To work with carnival, to look at the fun and think about it in wait, um, um, so you know. And then that goes to Christmas Eve and Christmas too. So it's like the whole holiday is planned around which house we go to. Do you do that? You do that too, kind of right.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I host, I'm the Thanksgiving host, but you host a lot of people. I host like 10 out of 20 to 30 people, but you guys got to tell you something. So a couple of years ago we had a catered, the food catered and everybody hated it and they were like, don't ever do that again. And I was like, okay, fine, I won't ever do it again. I don't know why. It wasn't that the food was bad. I think it was because it just was not the tradition. The tradition it didn't taste like everybody's stuff. So I'm doing it again. I didn't know you did it before and I didn't know you were doing it right now I'm doing it again. I'm getting it catered by Biff's Backyard Barbecue. I have heard such good things.

Speaker 1:

This podcast is sponsored by Biff. Hey, biff, what's up? But I told him to deliver the food an hour before anybody gets there. We're going to get it done. Don't tell him. I'm not telling anybody.

Speaker 1:

This podcast will be out after that and I'm going to put it all in with the turkey and the roaster, with the potatoes and the pot. I'm going to make it look like I have just sweat my ass off in the kitchen and you know what. Then you say I can't clean up because I cooked Right, exactly so good. I spent all day cooking, I know. Do you remember one year I was going to buy that cream spinach from Boston Market. I was going to buy a bunch of stuff and put it in fancy dishes and be like nobody else knows. You know what's up Spinach? Yeah, that's really great. I don't rag it. But have you ever tried that from Boston Market? No, it's funny, that's not a thing. I don't. I know, but it's not in my world. It's going to be at your doorstep next week because I'm going to bring you some of that stuff. So I'm very hungry.

Speaker 1:

Can you get a caramel cut? Yeah, speaking of, we, one day will have caramel cuts on the show. I don't know if you can share the recipe. Yeah, it's a theme, but you guys can watch us eat them. Oh, my lord, the girl could sell them. I know, maybe I could, really could. I know, I feel like I should. We could Remember the skinny girl brand. Maybe I'll do a fat girl. We're like everything's made with butter and eggs. I mean, they're one of those things that Katie and I are like she knows or she not. Sometimes they just show up in your mailbox. Oh, sometimes we're like Danielle can't come. Maybe I should leave out the caramel cuts on the board. Maybe I have to do that for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1:

Do we have to give a shout out today, even though, can we do that because it's going to come out later? Well, what's today? Oh gosh, oh yeah, megan Fox, foxy's birthday. Foxy is 50. She is 50 years old today. 50 years old, 50 years old. Wait, 50 years old. 50 years old. Yeah, happy birthday, meg. We love you. We'll see you soon. That's that word. We have friends who are 50. Look at how you tried to say that we're 50 and you were less. She went down. I'm not even close. You guys are really pretty. I just don't even know where the time was going.

Speaker 1:

So, thanksgiving, we talked about how many people we're having over. What are you guys? Do you do the traditional Like what's your view? Yeah, we do. I have to be honest with you. I'm such a bad person. I do not like Thanksgiving turkey what I don't like it, and in fact I don't even like most of the foods at Thanksgiving. There's a lot that I can't eat because I'm old and haven't had allergies. I see I make everything so I can eat it. Well, see, I don't do all the cooking. Oh, that's hard. I do some of the cooking. I did host a couple of years ago and one thing it did make is I made a deep fried turkey and I did smoked turkey in my smoker outside. It was incredible. I'm going to be great.

Speaker 1:

But the regular like I just get bored with it. But I like the tradition. I would never change it, like I want my kids to have that tradition. But so, yeah, so we just do the regular. And then, of course, the lines are on because that's kind of less time to load days. So when we go to my brother-in-law's he is incredible basement that has this like huge theater in it, right, and you sit in there and you feel like you're at the gate and it's the most amazing thing. But then you go, you're at home, I don't have to like you're there and all the food's ready, then that's awesome. So that's all you do. Yeah, we just have.

Speaker 1:

Everybody comes over to our house and I'm trying to think we have just all the traditional food. It's like nothing crazy. We used to have baked beans but, um, oh, that's different. Yeah, and when it came to my house I was like brand big beans. Do you guys do the green bean pastries? Yeah, we do, and my kids hate it. They do and I love it, but I do. I like the canned green beans. We do, I make it sometimes. I do make it with like the same recipe, but I use fresh green beans. You know what, Mike, when I make dinner, he loves green beans, but only the canned. He does not like fresh. I mean I'll do them in like garlic and butter and onions, the fresh ones, and he'll eat that, but he doesn't like just, he wants the interesting. Yeah, just what you grew up with. That's why I do like the traditional. We do traditional.

Speaker 1:

I do feel like one year, my mother and mom makes like cheesy potatoes that are amazing and like we make. You guys have to have them, we have them at cookouts, we have them and everything. But I just, I'm just a sponsor for Mary's hey, mary, hey. And so for Thanksgiving I told her to bring them one year and I thought we'll just have the cheesy potatoes. Everyone loves them. She's going to be so flattered, she's going to be excited. Love you, mary. We love you, mary.

Speaker 1:

And so we didn't do mashed potatoes and my kids are all like next year you have to do mashed potatoes, but you don't think of things like that. Like, people want the canned green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, corn gravy, stovetop stuff. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of funny because I never thought my kids were into all that like tradition until I took the away. Yeah, like you know, we go to. So this is great, cindy, I'm sorry I'm a bully up here for a minute, but my mom, who I love she is the torrent actually has become very, very good cook and she's gotten older for a several times. She's always so busy, but she'll be like yeah, I'm going to have rips for Thanksgiving. I think we had. I think I think we had Chinese. I'll be yours now for Thanksgiving. I don't mind a lie, it was pretty freaking awesome. But I was like. So now my kids are like we're going to go to Grandma's for Thanksgiving and I'm like well, you can't have her the other year. We need to rotate. They're like, hey, we're having a chicken shack. I'm like what? Like no, we're not, we're going to have traditional Thanksgiving, but she'll like she'll do the turkey, the green beans, throwing some mustatruly on the set.

Speaker 1:

Do you like pumpkin pie? No, I mean whatever, I love pumpkin pie. I'll have it for breakfast the next day with whipped cream. I did that when they'll fit to my door. What about the cranberries? Like my mom and always fine the cranberry sauce, but I just have to get a teeny little bite.

Speaker 1:

Or like the sweet potatoes, because, just like I love sweet potatoes, I don't like the sweet potatoes with like the marshmallows on top and all that jazz. Just give me like sweet potatoes. Me too. I do love ham. You do, you're a ham girl. Ham rolls yeah, ham rolls. You're a ham. I hate ham, you know what? Okay, wait, wait, time out. Katie, what are you doing? I'm just getting excited. Everything works out so fast. What do you make for Christmas? Christmas is usually like something. We go to my aunt's house, something like like lasagna, that kind of stuff, oh, yeah, yeah, no, I mean Thanksgiving minds are like the turkey and the potatoes and stuff. They're really gospel and that stuff. Really picky, I'm really picky.

Speaker 1:

I did go through a vegan stage, one two days, one day, no, probably like a year, and I made toad turkey. No, it's not a really, it's a sin, I know. Was it terrible? It was bad. It was like they honk up something. Was it like in the shape of sort of a turkey? Was it gummy? No, gross. Yeah, I don't know If I was going to say vegan, I would have to work out. You did that for a vegan. I did when we first moved to Metta, where I was vegan. Did you feel better, like, did it do anything? No, you try these things right, because you think I'm going to change my life. Change my life, no, not change my life.

Speaker 1:

By the way, can we talk about the noise that's happening upstairs? I wonder if I can pick it up on that. It's just like a lot of basketball. Yeah, turn them in upstairs so I may or may not have teenagers up there in an adult who is like a teenager. Yeah, just know, ladies and whoever else is watching this, that In general, you think there's a lot of gentlemen watching this. Oh my God, we are caught. Yeah, so, speaking of how to make sure you had a full sweat side, it's cool, there's some lights on us. Right now it's a little warm.

Speaker 1:

I think this is a success. Yeah, we're having a lot of fun doing this. I think this is fun because we've now gotten to the point where it's like you know what Girl talk? It's girl talk, but, yeah, we want to bring you guys stuff you love too. But it's also kind of fun to just chat and I always wondered do you ever like see groups of friends? And you're like what would it be like to be able to take yourself into their friend group and just like listen and talk and how they hang out with each other? I don't think that I was going to laugh because I run away. Honestly, when you asked that question, I tried not to laugh because I thought Katie was like no, I never, ever thought of that. I mean, look at that group of people and then I turn around and run the other way.

Speaker 1:

The only reason I think of it is just dynamics. I feel like we've met from living here together, but we are just like. We have the best time together and I have a couple of girlfriends that are like my best friends that I grew up with. Did you hear that tone? What? What is friends? Yeah, like not you guys Listen, heather and Amy, we love you. But she really she made sure we knew I was trying to say I have my best friends and I grew up with them. I have my best friends. I think she meant like her Ohio best friends and her relationship. They don't tell you. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding you, cal, that's how it goes. Like you kind of like have your best friends from when you grew up and like now we like this is like our second stage of life. We've grown up with our kids together and we are best friends.

Speaker 1:

I find it so interesting too, because you could live next to whoever you know. By whoever For sure there's plenty of people that are not that close with that but by you know just, it's naturally, you don't know everybody. It is weird that the three of us have like connected to a point where, like like if we had never gotten to meet, what would it be like? Because it's it's like just natural, it is Well, and the interesting thing is like call me and other people that I love, yeah, and they're great and sweet and nice, but like I just feel comfortable with it. Right, guys, I can't say anything. I never feel judged. That's why we're doing this podcast. Who can you do a podcast with? Right? You know what too? I think I look back at our text strand. By the way, can I tell them my name over text strand? Yeah, absolutely so. Real Housewives of Menomora, that's us. It's been to Andy Cohen.

Speaker 1:

Watch what happens live next with us. You don't want to see what happens live? No, you don't. There may be a few trig stands in the ball. We've had some good time. We've had some good time, and you know what? We're experts on football. We have, like, we have kids that play football. We've had husbands that played football, husbands that are in sports. We've played sports. We are experts. I mean, I have a football on my couch right over there. Yeah, no joke, you guys are gonna learn a lot from us.

Speaker 1:

And, like, football is literally on my TV every Sunday and while I'm shopping on my computer, it's there and it's in here. I'm playing and I hear all the things. It's the Rasmusas. I mean, I'm even the coaches. Can you imagine? Honestly, though, I do think there are times when we're better coaches than coaches what do you want to do? You said you want to hold the chain. Yeah, no, I want to be the offensive coordinator. I'm like directing the quarterback. Yes, can you imagine I want to be the quarterback? I get my hands up in there.

Speaker 1:

Jack, you got somebody who wants to steal your position. Do you know what I haven't used to play football? He told me that he told me to steal when they asked Nothing. When they asked what position you play, he's like just tell them I say hot, hot pike. And I used to tell people that you did not. I didn't know. I was like he's really big and they're like. Everyone would always be like well, how much does he weigh? And then I'd be like I don't know 260 pounds. And then what is he? How tall is he? Like 6'2 or whatever they really did? And then you'd say he was the quarterback. No, I would say he says hot, hot pike. But I didn't know at the time that that was what the quarter base on the center. That's not real. Is that real? God damn it, danielle. God damn it, danielle.

Speaker 1:

If you say something dumb on here like hey, but look how far it goes. So if you say something dumb on here, our rule and whether you might not like it, but you'll get through it is we say God damn it Danielle, god damn it, katie. Or if it offends people. If we have to be PC, to just damn it. No, because if we have to be PC then we're probably not. I didn't know there was podcasts. Yeah, that's the problem. Yeah, if you don't like, god damn it then. And it's not because we're trying to open it, we're just not your podcast. This is what it is. But most of you are gonna love us because we're funny. But the best part is, I think about when you say, god damn, it is your mom with the boots, those goddamn boots. The best story. Oh my God, I love you. I need more, josh. Wait, I need more handed over.

Speaker 1:

I don't want to say when it was, but I was living with my parents and I walked in back in the day and I was having a fun night and I was walking up the stairs and they lived in like a kind of a bi level house and they were sitting in the couch and I walked to the top of the stairs and I tripped and landed flat on my face and I had like suede boots back in the day, like flat boots. Remember those scrunchie ones. It's like I've been tripping in these boots all night. Probably had a little bit too much to drink. And then I was like Connie was laying on the couch and she sat right up and was like, oh my God, dad, boots.

Speaker 1:

I love when you tell the story to this guy. I love her, she's the best. That's so funny. That's so funny because, the way you say it every time, oh, I will be driving down the road and something will happen and I'll go, oh my God, damn, boots in my head, she's gonna kill me. When she hears this story, she's gonna be like did I say that? I didn't even say that we love you, sponsored by? She's sad.

Speaker 1:

Oh my goodness, you guys, this is fun, we're doing it. Did we keep a timer? No, but we're over. How far are we as long as we're not over 40 minutes? Well, I don't know, but we have had an amazing time. Yeah, I should rest it up. It's gonna be fun. Every time we do this, we're gonna bring some drinks, some funds, some stories. So, when we do post this, though, we would love feedback and we would love to know what you guys want to hear about, because it doesn't all have to be football, it doesn't all have to be funny, it can be anything you guys want to talk about, but we just love doing this and being out there with you. We love you.

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