Football Podcast

Speaker 1 0:00

Hey, it's 60-yard line, the podcast where we tackle more than just touchdowns. We'll talk about game recap, snooze and football fish. We're here to bring you a fresh female perspective on America's favorite sport. So grab your jersey, pour yourself a glass of wine and let's dive into today's exciting play-by-play-on-life laughter and, of course, football. And guess what? We are live. We are back, as we always promise we will come back. So as we continue on to our next episode of the podcast, we always start with our Drink of the Week, presented to you this week by Danielle.

Speaker 2 0:43

What did you make? Okay, so I love a Moscow mule, so this one is like a holiday one. It's peppermint, so it has a little bit of ginger beer, obviously, and then you take the secret ingredient is a teabag.

Speaker 3 1:01

You teabagged the string.

Speaker 1 1:02

Totally teabagged Ladies. Have you been there or have you been there? Just say it.

Speaker 2 1:08

I haven't been there. I haven't been there. So you take your vodka. So it's a shot of vodka. You soak it in a teabag. You can use peppermint schnapps, but I think the teabag is kind of cool.

Speaker 1 1:20

So you soak the vodka in all the.

Speaker 2 1:22

You just put the teabag in there. It's so easy. If you want to take it and like muddle it, you can do that, but I don't have to do that. So you take the vodka, you put the teabag in it, you get it kind of minty. Then you put a squeeze of lime in it and you pour the filled glass up with ice and Moscow mule Did we give it a shot Ginger beer.

Speaker 3 1:43

I've already been drinking, oh yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 1:46

Oh wait, the best part cheers.

Speaker 1 1:48

Cheers, cheers.

Speaker 2 1:49

The fresh mint. The fresh mint you put on the side and then you hang a little minefowl inside, but you hang a little candy king on the outside and we put it on our side. It's so cool.

Speaker 1 2:00

Okay. So what's good about it is? It tastes fresh.

Speaker 3 2:03

Yes, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 2:05

Versus like that processed taste. I think that mint is what really helps.

Speaker 3 2:09

I think it's the teabag.

Speaker 1 2:11

Like Teabag, certainly not strong. Where's it? We're in A plus today.

Speaker 3 2:17

No, really I do. As opposed to the peppermint schnapps, I mean, I think the teabag is really nice it kind of makes it fun.

Speaker 2 2:22

It's like different, it's something you can make something different for the holidays. I like a mosque, I love ginger beer, but this is just like something different.

Speaker 1 2:29

You can say you would. I would never drink ginger beer either 10 out of 10.

Speaker 3 2:32

Yeah, nice work and that's really good.

Speaker 1 2:34

God amazing, A plus plus.

Speaker 2 2:38

Wine and.

Speaker 1 2:39

I'm holding wine and the bottles. We got bottles. We don't know what we're doing today, double-fisted and seabed.

Speaker 3 2:44

I need.

Speaker 1 2:46

I didn't say it. I almost did, but I didn't. We promise we're going to bring you lots of fun today we promise. So let's talk about what's been happening in the football world, especially when we start thinking about, like Big Ted Champs yeah it's been a minute since that game, but that was.

Speaker 2 3:04

yeah, that was like it was kind of a boring game. It was very boring, but you were happy. You wanted them to win.

Speaker 3 3:09

They're all boring when you know all the plays that the other team is going to run.

Speaker 1 3:13

You see, you see how this goes. She's still salty, you know what's funny though, because I didn't see Izzo or Magic at the game. Oh wait, michigan State wasn't in it, that's right so.

Speaker 3 3:24

The Izzo coach is basketball, why would he be in a football game?

Speaker 1 3:27

Because he wear bigger coats, so his man boobs are his. I was watching, oh oh, oh oh.

Speaker 2 3:34

I was going to talk about Harbaugh's glasses. Like every time you see them, they're magnified. It's like his eyes just keep getting bigger and bigger. I feel bad.

Speaker 3 3:41

So we can see the plays on the other side of the field.

Speaker 1 3:45

He got caught the other way, so now he's just going to get magnified glasses.

Speaker 3 3:48

Oh, that's what they are, they're magnifying glasses.

Speaker 1 3:53

That's fantastic actually. No, it's funny because I used to think they don't agree that. I used to think Harbaugh was very attractive.

Speaker 3 4:03

Like a month ago.

Speaker 2 4:04

I didn't know. You thought he was a trend Three weeks ago. You think Peyton Manning is a trend? He is, oh my god.

Speaker 1 4:10

It's that athleticism. There is something great about it, but anyway, now I see the age and I don't like it.

Speaker 2 4:16

Oh, you think he's not as cute anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 1 4:18

He's out of khaki pants.

Speaker 2 4:20

He's in like yeah.

Speaker 1 4:21

He got out of the dickies and now he wears Lulu lemon. That's too bougie for him.

Speaker 3 4:26

He's not a bougie guy.

Speaker 1 4:28

Oh, he's pretty bougie I apparently he is, and so anyway, I am obviously a Michigan fan.

Speaker 2 4:35

She is definitely not, and she's a neutral land. No, I loved it because we were watching the game and we were watching, like with a group of friends and we were talking about Were you there. I knew as soon as it came out of my mouth.

Speaker 1 4:50

I got scared just now. I was like what?

Speaker 3 4:52

did.

Speaker 1 4:52

I miss out on.

Speaker 3 4:53

Who's friends what?

Speaker 1 4:54

do you mean you?

Speaker 3 4:54

were watching with friends. I thought you have other friends.

Speaker 2 4:57

Like my other best friends.

Speaker 1 5:01

No, I'm teasing you. What? The last time I?

Speaker 3 5:03

said that I was talking about my best friends from high school, I know yeah.

Speaker 2 5:07

So you know what a Megan Wait Megan group. She's making every podcast.

Speaker 1 5:13

Megan is this is the third time I brought up her name. Yeah, this is not okay. We weren't. What were you invited about?

Speaker 3 5:19

I wasn't invited, megan didn't invite me.

Speaker 1 5:20

Apparently, the golf crew is over, sorry, so we were watching the game.

Speaker 3 5:24

We're breaking up, megan.

Speaker 2 5:26

Megan, we're done. We were watching the game and it was split. You had Michigan fans there and state fans there and you know the girls were talking about all kinds of stuff. We were sitting at the bar and we were talking about what we make for dinner, which one of our grandparents is died. I mean, we were talking about women's stereotypical stuff. The guys were watching the game, talking about hunting and one I was asking them. I was like I'm from Ohio. So if you guys are from Michigan, if you're playing like a team like Ohio State and you're a Michigan fan and Ohio State is playing state, are you rooting for state because you just want Ohio State to lose? And Don says yes and you, katie, say you never vote for Michigan?

Speaker 3 6:12

state. No, I do not, michigan, I do not vote for Michigan to win anything ever. I don't care what sport it is, I don't care if it's swimming and diving.

Speaker 2 6:21

That's what the state fans said. They were the state. Maybe state fans are bitter.

Speaker 1 6:28

Well, they should be. I mean they're, you know. I don't know if it's bitter, they're on the sidelines right now.

Speaker 2 6:34

I have no room to talk. Because that game was going on and towards the end I looked at my husband and I was like, come on, it's like late, it's like 11. I was like let's get ready to go. He's like I just want to watch the end of it, where they get the award away. So I was sitting there and I was like kind of watching and I just kind of kept my mouth shut. And then we got in the car and I was like, was it like they won the whole thing, like they won the national championship? Or I was like that went fast. I didn't even know Ready for it, I didn't know God damn it, I didn't know.

Speaker 1 7:06

Do you not know when the national champion no, I don't follow timelines of like how life works. But she is the tick tock.

Speaker 2 7:17

So when is the? I know when the Super Bowl is, when it is the national championship, I believe January 10th this year.

Speaker 1 7:23

It's like New Year's Day there's a playoff.

Speaker 2 7:28

I went to the national championship one time in Arizona. I should know this I know so bad.

Speaker 1 7:35

Did you go with your best friend? No, my brother in law played for.

Speaker 2 7:38

Ohio State and they won it. Oh well, that's pretty exciting, it was really exciting, it was fun, but I feel like bad. I should know this, but Kevin explained it to me on the way home and I feel like it was one of those moments where I rate myself as like a one or two, and then there's other times where I say something really good, like an eight or nine. But that was a two, that was a two moment.

Speaker 1 7:57

So Mike gave himself an eight the other day, really yes, and mind you, my husband knows football very well, but I gave him a six because I wanted him to try and overachieve and he had a really good and I don't even remember what it was. To be honest, that's how good it was. He had a really good explanation for something and he's like I'm an eight.

Speaker 2 8:18

I'm an eight.

Speaker 1 8:19

So now, every time we rate somebody it's on their back Football.

Speaker 2 8:23

If Kevin, if I knew he listened to those, I would rate them lower.

Speaker 1 8:27

Right, you have to, but yeah. So here's my thing with Ohio State Michigan State, whatever right, but Ohio State, it takes work to beat Ohio State. Oh, that was a, that was a smash. Wow, so that's where I get my beef from.

Speaker 2 8:47

So you, but you are always rooting for anybody over Ohio State all the way until one of our kids gets a scholarship at Ohio State and then Don's going to have a red purse and red shoes.

Speaker 3 9:01

I mean I don't. I'm not like a statistics kind of person, I don't really know the statistics, but I recall several games there were watching you with you, like I think you started crying, like a few times.

Speaker 1 9:17

No, I'm Michigan State.

Speaker 3 9:19

Michigan several years in a row.

Speaker 1 9:22

See, the good news is I'm old now, so I don't remember that.

Speaker 3 9:24

For a while. That's what happened there, but I do remember leaving your house one night all pissed off.

Speaker 2 9:30

That's what I was thinking we were over your house for a party and all of a sudden they weren't doing well and Don's like hey, see you later guys.

Speaker 1 9:37

And I was like, oh my God she was not about the game Real true story to happen. But you know what. You know what. Here's the thing and I'm not going to Michigan State Any credit. But Ohio State fans are horrible, heather, not you.

Speaker 1 9:50

You're the only one that's not Heather or not, but there is a guy at the Meyer right here in town, our Meyer, our Meyer. He drives this little red convertible sports car and inside of it the whole thing is like embroidered, like the backs of the seats are like where you put your head rest, has the Ohio State logo on it. He perks in the far back because God forbid this stupid looking thing gets dinged up and then he walks through Meyer with all his stuff at call me, call me.

Speaker 1 10:21

I'm telling you every time I see it, I'm just like this guy is such a how have I? Never seen that I. He, the guy is so unbelievable and every time I see him I want to just I don't know, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 10:32

I don't know, she walks. She walks by his car and like spins and I just I can't see him. He is Do she does seem it does seem it seems douchey, but I love it because I just think it's bold in.

Speaker 3 10:44

Michigan. I would think any, like anyone, would be douchey. Unless it was all green and white and backed out and like Michigan State, then that would be awesome. But like anyone else, it would be douchey.

Speaker 1 10:55

Like we have golf carts that are our colors.

Speaker 3 10:57

Mine's very cool, yours is douchey.

Speaker 2 11:01

So BG is going to a bowl game at Ford Field. You want to go to?

Speaker 3 11:07

December 26.

Speaker 2 11:08

Wouldn't that be fun. That would be super fun. Should we do it? We could stay overnight my brother's in town Bring him. That'd be fun. Just don't get arrested.

Speaker 1 11:22

I know that's a problem. My brother and I, we have a tendency to get into fun trouble. And then what happens is I got to call my neighbors and say hey, would you guys mind pulling your little dollars together from your swear? Jar and bailing me out of jail. That's awesome. So okay, what?

Speaker 2 11:37

else. What else are we talking?

Speaker 1 11:38

about? Well, we're talking about FSU, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 11:41

This is like Katie's topic.

Speaker 1 11:42

She actually we. So we've chosen to do some research on stuff because obviously it's her, with heavy jobs and kids to keep up, and Katie did a little bit of research on this FSU thing.

Speaker 3 11:52

So when you say I did a little bit of research, I like Googled it five minutes ago.

Speaker 2 11:56

It was 14 minutes ago. She saw it come across her Facebook feed and she was like oh, podcast material, yeah.

Speaker 3 12:04

So Florida state didn't get into the college football playoff cause only four teams get it, am I right? Okay, florida state wasn't one of them, but they were undefeated this year, but apparently they didn't have like great competition. Neither did Michigan and. Michigan cheated the whole entire season.

Speaker 1 12:21

I have a correction too. I want to make sure, because you said this to me and I made a mistake. It was also because of that injury.

Speaker 3 12:28

Oh yeah, that's, true so. I think well, so they were not correcting the fact that Michigan cheated the whole entire season, so they did cheat the whole season.

Speaker 2 12:38

They have like a committee. So we were talking about this they have a committee that votes and I think they took into consideration that FSU did they have an injured quarterback? And so they look at it as like who is going to be the best at the final four?

Speaker 3 12:54

Probably who's going to make the most money, right yeah.

Speaker 1 12:57

Yes, yes, yes, it's all entertainment. Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 3 13:01

That's what I would think. So anyway they didn't get in. So today it was announced that the attorney general of Florida is looking into filing a lawsuit against the selection committee, suing them basically for information. She wants to know how they came up with their decision and like all of the communication that they had and like figuring out like basically they're like discriminating against the state.

Speaker 2 13:32

So but what? Okay? So, first of all, it you know what. It revolves around money. So I think it's bring like I think that's the reason they filed the lawsuit is because it brings in money. They were counting on it. They were undefeated. So what happens, though, if they win a lawsuit? By the time the lawsuit's over, what do you do? Add a couple teams in, like who is the other team that didn't was another team that didn't make?

College Football, Fantasy Leagues, and Celebrations

Speaker 1 13:56

it that was in the top six or something. Here's my problem with this. This is a college football. Okay, yeah, and I don't diminish. I think it's amazing. It's like my favorite thing to watch is college. I actually prefer college football. Oh, really Okay, but these kids aren't getting paid. So now you're going to take a million dollars of Florida money.

Speaker 2 14:16

Yeah.

Speaker 1 14:17

And you're going to spend it on something like this. Yeah, with everything else that's happening.

Speaker 2 14:22

And now they're starting to get paid a little bit, though. Right, all these rules, yeah.

Speaker 1 14:27

The rules, is it? But you know what? I also kind of like it because I kind of like it too. These kids, mind you, I know.

Speaker 2 14:34

Bust their butts in like the donors and stuff, like everyone's making money, but them.

Speaker 1 14:39

No, I don't disagree and I love the rule. I think it's great, but my even that like okay, so they're. Now you're spending an extra was a million dollars.

Speaker 3 14:47

Million dollars is what the article said that DeSantis set aside for this lawsuit.

Speaker 1 14:53

And he's only doing it because he's trying to please people. Oh yeah, it's all a show for sure. I love to say that.

Speaker 2 15:01

Oh, I mean, that's how politicians are they want?

Speaker 3 15:03

people to like that.

Speaker 2 15:05

And I mean I think people take Florida sports, they take it seriously.

Speaker 1 15:09

Florida football you have like the Gators, you have up them in there, no joke, well, I mean any of those like, even like the SEC, like when you think about it honestly I only know this because of Eva but like even the SEC, like the teams that cheer for the SEC yeah, they're legit. That is no joke. They call that throw nasty competition right, because that it's just so powerful down there. So it's the same thing with this, but it's also like I spent money on something like this or so many bigger things going on, so definitely, but that's interesting.

Speaker 3 15:42

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll see what happens. I just I thought it was really interesting.

Speaker 2 15:47

I did start asking questions when I heard they were undefeated and they didn't make it. I started asking Kevin he's like there's a committee. I'm like what happens? He's like nothing, right.

Speaker 3 15:57

So apparently it was big enough that something like the attorney general Florida doesn't have better things to fry.

Speaker 1 16:04

Is it? Four guys sitting at a bar getting drinks, and they're like nah, we're not putting them in, yeah.

Speaker 3 16:10

No, that guy's hurt. Yeah, let's give those cheaters another try. Oh, here we go.

Speaker 2 16:16

So, you brought up something funny because you said you prefer watching college I don't know lately the NFL games with the celebrations. I mean I'll be laying on the couch and then I'll hear something crazy, and then I watch the celebration on back in the game. But I feel like football is on at our house, like constantly. There's two and it's. Does Mike do fantasy?

Speaker 1 16:41

football Jack does. So Jack's like you know what Crazy. I'm so glad you guys said that because Jack just lost. So he has two fantasy teams and he lost one. So he's in high school and some of the seniors that run his football team have a fantasy team and then some of his other age kids have. So he lost and the rule is if you lose and you're the loser, loser last on the list, you have to run two miles and you have to drink a two liter of Sprite every couple minutes until it's gone during your two two, two miles and then at the beginning of your run you have to drink a half gallon of milk. You, and when you get done you have to drink a half gallon of milk. And I was like, do you think you?

Speaker 2 17:31

could die. I know, is this like a tip.

Speaker 1 17:34

No, it's it. And then the other kid oh my God, I know the name. I'm not going to say, obviously, who lost on the other league has to run through downtown Oxford carrying an American flag, with no shirt on.

Speaker 2 17:48

That's more tolerable.

Speaker 1 17:50

And has to drink. Oh, what's the drink?

Speaker 2 17:52

I don't know.

Speaker 1 17:52

It's something. Has to drink this like two liter of pop while he's running.

Speaker 3 17:58

I mean when I was in high school you're not drinking milk and Sprite.

Speaker 2 18:01

I'll take it Just like right, as long as he does. I mean, what is it like meant? To be vomit or something.

Speaker 1 18:07

You throw up to just make them feel like your shoes to kilo like normal, right. Geez, I'll be. Guys, break into mom's liquor cabinet already.

Speaker 2 18:16

I think in Liam's group. Maybe last year you had to shave your head, if you like, buzz your head if you lost it. But the crazy thing is is like there's no monetary value. So I was like here's the best parts. Like I'll be watching a game and all of a sudden somebody gets hurt and they're carrying them out. It's a quarterback and it's like a young guy and I'm like, oh, he has a concussion. That's terrible.

Speaker 2 18:37

Kevin's like damn it, he's my guy I just picked him up and I was like that's terrible. And then like we're watching and he's like yelling at me Damn it, I just traded this person. They're talking about this and I looked at him and I said honest to God, would you be watching the dolphins or whoever right now If you didn't have the fantasy? He's like absolutely not. I'm like don't do fantasy. That because it's like and I was like you're not doing it for money, it's like shit talking, bragging rights.

Speaker 1 19:06

Well, we have up on our counter upstairs we have the bull games, because we get into this bull game thing with my buddy every year and he brings our. I think it's like, honestly, I think it's five bucks a person or 10 bucks a person, but you can win like decent money at the end. And a couple of years ago I mean, you know, I'm like I don't know, I don't know anything. I give myself a two.

Speaker 1 19:27

Like I'm never going, oh okay, I'm just going to guess, guess, guess. And Jack's in there and he's totally like, okay, I'm going to do all this stuff whatever, and that Mike does it, Mike loses, I lose. I think Eva even filled one out and it probably had like hurts on it. It wasn't actually filled out Like we paid for her and do one, and then Jack won and he won like 40 bucks.

Speaker 2 19:48

So we were like I'm going to say four hundred or so. No, like he was like third place.

Speaker 1 19:52

And we were like, dude, you won. And we were like, let's go, let's take him to go out to dinner. And he's like that's my money and I'm like we freaking paid for that, Like it was my money. He was like locking that money down.

Speaker 2 20:06

So it's crazy to fantasy stuff Like you. Just I can hear people screaming in their houses over these stupid games and then I'm on the couch and I'm like I don't know if I can hear any more football throughout the day. But then I hear the funny things, like I'm paying attention to the celebrations, the fits that some of the players throw.

Speaker 2 20:27

They're like there was a ref maybe a week ago or something, and he was announcing. You know he's got the speaker on and he's announcing and he's like his knee was not down, his Butchie was out of bounds and I was on my phone. I was like did that ref just say butchie and Kevin's, like actually he did so. Then I'm rewinding the TV and I'm like this is amazing and the celebrations when you hear the crowd cheer, that's when I pay attention to the TV. The celebrations and the NFL are off the charts lately.

Speaker 1 20:56

And they don't get in trouble Like. I do remember the 15-year penalty for over celebrate. Oh, five, 10 years ago.

Speaker 2 21:03

You cannot do it Now. It's like every time somebody scores, you're watching like what are they going to do?

Speaker 1 21:08

What was the most recent one that we did? Oh?

Speaker 2 21:10

it was so good. I think it was the Dolphins, I just brought them up, yeah, so all of a sudden they score a touchdown and you see four guys sit in the end zone with their legs out in front of them. Some big lineman comes over and you see him put his arms across and it looks like he's strapping each one of them in. And then all of a sudden they wave their arms like they're on a roller coaster, like stopping the whole game. It was awesome. We'll post that because that's funny stuff.

Speaker 1 21:36

My grandpa, my judge, he is 90 years old. He said season tickets to Alliance he was 30. And now he can't see so good. So and he will be watching this, so I'm not insulting him, but he hates it.

Speaker 3 21:52

He's like he hates the celebration.

Speaker 2 21:53

Oh he hates it.

Speaker 1 21:54

He's like this is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 21:57

It's off the charts but it's bringing in money and viewers.

Speaker 1 22:01

Can we talk about temper tantrums too, while we're?

Speaker 2 22:03

talking about celebration. Oh yeah, katie, you brought this up. You brought up the temper tantrum. Did you see it live?

Discussion on Mahomes and Football Frustrations

Speaker 3 22:07

I did not see it live. I read about it. Actually, you guys, I don't really watch that much football Well it's not because you're eating bonbons.

Speaker 2 22:16

I think I was too busy.

Speaker 3 22:17

Yeah, no, grady has basketball on the weekends, so we're sort of like in and out. If we're home we're watching it, or if we stop for lunch, obviously it's like on.

Speaker 1 22:24

I'm sure you get plenty of basketball or football anyway.

Speaker 2 22:27

So like you watch the Lions like at a bar I did, I did.

Speaker 3 22:31

We were actually downtown Oxford at the tap and I had never been there during a Lions game before. That was sponsored by the tap. Sponsored by the tap. Bring us wings, tap wings would be amazing. Yes, that's what we're doing next time.

Speaker 1 22:45

Yeah, that would be amazing OK.

Speaker 3 22:48

Yeah, so it was pretty rowdy in there. Actually, it might be fun to go there and watch a game sometime. Do our podcast.

Speaker 2 22:53

So it's like, yeah, they would let us, and they have a brick wall there, like our brick wall.

Speaker 1 22:59

They do, let's do it, we're doing it, guys For sure.

Speaker 3 23:03

So anyway, the Lions game kind of sucked. There's not really a lot to say about that right Like boo, but anyway, what were we talking about?

Speaker 1 23:11

Mahomes oh gosh, yeah.

Speaker 3 23:13

So I just read about him throwing this temper tantrum and so I was like what is this, what are they talking about?

Speaker 1 23:20

And so I looked at it like I'm reading and I'm watching the video and like he's mad, not because they got called for.

Speaker 3 23:30

No not because he didn't think the guy was off sides, right, he was mad because the ref called him off sides and I'm like wait a second, yeah, it's like is it a?

Speaker 2 23:42

it seemed like from what I was reading, it's a play that maybe the refs kind of protect people from and they give them a heads up like, hey, we don't want to call this play, Otherwise we'll be stopping the game.

Speaker 3 23:56

Nobody makes a call, nobody makes a call Like. But guess what?

Speaker 2 24:00

There's still a rule yeah.

Speaker 1 24:01

Maybe people don't make the call. Was it obvious? Was it obvious?

Speaker 3 24:05

Well, looking back, like, yes, like, if you look at the blue line, that's not really, they are the one that's not there. When you go to the real game, you got it.

Speaker 2 24:16

You seen that tick tock with a girl. Okay, sir, there's a tick tock and there's this girl at a game and she's like looking back and forth with her eyes and she's like yeah. And then the words kind of say on the screen, they're like every time I watch a game there's that yellow line and in real life the yellow line's not there.

Speaker 1 24:34

It's like when I was younger.

Speaker 2 24:35

We went to a.

Speaker 1 24:35

Red Wings game. And do you remember when they introduced the hockey puck, the red one?

Speaker 1 24:42

and it goes like this and then I was young, and my dad took me and actually was like I remember this too. It was like one of the best Going to a Red Wings hockey game is so much fun I don't even watch hockey, but it was so much fun but I'm like I can't really see it. It's like it's too fast. Where's like the light that goes with it? My dad's like that's on TV and that at that time, though, wasn't common to have all that like yeah, technology, and you're looking at one end of the like ice and the.

Speaker 1 25:11

the puck is at the other end and you're just like where's the red puck? What the hell? So yeah, totally yeah.

Speaker 3 25:17

So anyway, if you look at like he's definitely the guy is definitely off sides and so they called this offensive off sides, which is not a call that they make very frequently in the NFL, apparently. But he definitely was off sides and my home was pissed because they made the call, not because the guy wasn't off sides, he was pissed that they made the call and it was a really cool play Like he threw it to Kelsey. Kelsey did this cool like path back to this other guy and he scored and he ended up having the touchdown called back because of this offensive.

Speaker 2 25:50

Oh, so that I didn't know all.

Speaker 3 25:52

Yeah, they end up losing the game. Was it because of that? If it comes down to that, then that's your problem.

Speaker 1 25:58

in my opinion, Such a good point, because that's the other thing too. Like I always love a people, I believe that one thing would have changed. No, you had a whole game of things that could have changed.

Speaker 2 26:08

The best part is that you can see him like complaining and bitching, right, but you can't hear the volume and all I think of is like how funny his voice is. So like I see him yelling and it's like, oh man like he.

Speaker 1 26:21

just I cannot believe this happening I cannot believe it. He's got like the voice and then, I don't know.

Speaker 3 26:27

I don't remember who the quarterback on the other team was. I don't know who they were playing, but the quarterback on the other team is like congratulating him after the game and he's saying I've never seen a call like that Like he's.

Speaker 2 26:38

Like the court is still complaining with it, still complaining because his voice, like when you hear him, you're like oh, his voice looks like his wife looks.

Speaker 1 26:49

Oh, that's a good point.

Speaker 2 26:50

Speaking of she was like she was bad too.

Speaker 1 26:53

And I kind of think, if I was wife I'd be like pull your shit together.

Speaker 2 26:57

She was mad. What do you mean? Like she was in the stands, like Because?

Speaker 1 27:01

Bickering in her box Because she's like the biggest fan, right yeah. So she's out there like basically doing, yeah, she's like how dare they do this. Tea swizzle are up in the dress box Like oh, what a terrible call. Is that true? I mean, I don't know, I don't know Interpuffy white skirt from Taylor was Do you know what that quilted white skirt that she wore? It was yellow, it was yellow. Oh, it was yellow, we were talking about it.

Speaker 2 27:25

It could still be the same one. So you're talking about Britney.

Speaker 1 27:28

Mahomes, I saw it on athletic website, yes, and I was like is she wearing athletic like the one? I thought I actually looked cute and I was like I can't order it because they beat it up, so I can't do it. Don't do it, I'm not doing it, no Interesting. So yeah, that's, that's a. That's an interesting fact, but you know what the other thing is. I get being frustrated, but when you take it to that level, here's what I think is actually happening.

Speaker 3 27:56

I think they're struggling with chiefs are not doing as well as they have done in the past. And. I don't think that he has is handling it Well. I don't think he's used to struggling.

Speaker 1 28:08

I don't think that he's struggled as a quarterback with the chiefs Not with the chiefs, but he struggled his first two seasons in the NFL and it was kind of like yeah this guy always cracked up to be.

Speaker 2 28:17

Yeah.

Speaker 1 28:18

I remember thinking and I didn't follow him because he's not from my team, so I, you know you could, but I remember hearing that. I remember thinking oh, this guy was.

Speaker 2 28:27

I feel like he got the Tom Brady complex a little bit, where, like towards the end of the game, you get that one touchdown and you win and it's not happening and he's frustrated.

Speaker 3 28:37

Regardless, a game can't come down to play call or one bad call or not. But you know what?

Speaker 1 28:44

Tom Brady, when you play for Michigan.

Speaker 2 28:48

If you left, if you left two minutes on the board and the score was closed, it was a given he would win the game.

Speaker 1 28:56

Well the thing, though, when Tom Brady was in college speaking of douchebags oh, you don't like him. I'm not his biggest fan, so every time I look at him, I think of remember the Saturday.

Speaker 2 29:07

was it Saturday? It was in living color. Let me tell you something with his teeth, tom Brady has those perfect teeth, I never found fire. Marshall, let me tell you something you don't think his teeth are perfect, but I look fake.

Speaker 1 29:23

I do not find him attractive. That's what I need I mean he's not ugly.

Speaker 3 29:27

He's not ugly.

Speaker 1 29:28

No, he's not all. I'm not saying that ugly, but but my thing, my point, was this in college he did not have a stellar reputation either.

Speaker 2 29:37

Oh, he wasn't great. No, it wasn't good.

Speaker 1 29:39

So that's the crazy thing is like you look at these guys, they come out, you know they come out from college or whatever, and like my homes did. So he comes out and everybody's like he's a superstar and his first couple of years worth of that great. So um all right. So we talked enough football for all you guys. Oh my gosh, that was a lot of football.

Speaker 3 29:58

But you know what?

Speaker 1 29:59

Yeah, are we keeping it.

Speaker 2 30:01

Are we keeping it a timer? Because we have a lot of things to talk about.

Wine Condoms and Sports Bra Woes

Speaker 1 30:06

Just so much time. That's been well, all right, all right. So let's talk about fun stuff. Let's talk about, like, random stuff, random and I have, I'm going to. Can I start it off?

Speaker 2 30:19

Yeah, what do you? What do you? Always you don't have a helmet to put on. What do you got? What do you got, girl? You got something.

Speaker 1 30:24

She always.

Speaker 3 30:26

I got us some wine, condoms, some, what, what is it?

Speaker 1 30:30

I do got some wine condoms. Why, oh my God, let me show you a little something. Oh goodness, well, that'll stay there. She has a different type of helmet, yep.

Speaker 3 30:40

This one.

Speaker 1 30:40

It's meant to cover the helmet actually Kind of a half of the helmet. So these were a gift to me because apparently and in with the fun of your part is they're supposed to preserve your wine After you open the bottle. We finished this one, we finished our wine.

Speaker 2 30:57

The problem is, I never have to preserve wine.

Speaker 1 31:00

But if I did these little doodads right here, we have to describe it for our listeners. It is in a gold foiled wrapper.

Speaker 3 31:15

Looks exactly like a condom.

Speaker 2 31:16

Like it should be.

Speaker 1 31:18

In fact, for those of you that are not as well, I'm like intrigued. Is this what it could be effective, right? Oh my God, I don't know why you're asking me.

Speaker 3 31:27

I had a baby when I was 19. I'm clearly not familiar with condoms.

Speaker 1 31:32

She just she doesn't even know what these things are.

Speaker 2 31:37

Did you just say you had a kid at 19? So she doesn't know what condoms are. That's fabulous.

Speaker 1 31:43

This is going to be our best episode that looks like what.

Speaker 2 31:47

So you are not joking. It's black. Why is it? I've never seen our condoms. It's blue, oh it's blue.

Speaker 1 31:53

It's maize and blue, but that wasn't on purpose, so you basically for those of you not watching- we're just writing it, but I'm doing it.

Speaker 2 32:02

You decided you're not going to drink your whole bottle of wine. She's putting that on a bottle of wine.

Speaker 3 32:06

The wine bottle is super heavy. She's got both hands. Oh my God, is this health? Class and we are going to roll it down with two hands, wow.

Speaker 1 32:14

And then this is kids. This is how it goes. To keep the wine in, that's great, okay, so now the wine's in safe. So this is how it goes, and I have. I have several left, so you know, if you guys ever want to borrow one, I have no words right now.

Speaker 2 32:28

Like I really, and now your wine's day is fresh. Like doing that at a like I think you need to do that at a family Christmas event. Somebody just needs to pull one of those out and put it on his popular wine.

Speaker 1 32:39

Have you met my family that would? They'd be like oh, here she goes again. So this is, this is the wine condom, and this was came from my, my very good friend, sandy, who thought these were appropriate for whatever reason that is hysterical, Like that is the best gift.

Speaker 2 32:55

I mean a total stocking stuffer.

Speaker 1 32:57

I agree, and they're super fun, like they're. They're funny and I've actually had them for a very long time, but I will tell you that's because I don't want to waste wine.

Speaker 2 33:04

Yeah, you don't, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 33:06

But I love them, and so it actually on it says wine condom perfect protection for wine lovers. Very good, that's that. So there you go.

Speaker 2 33:16

So um oh what do we want to talk about now? What's an oh?

Speaker 3 33:22

Oh my gosh, you guys. What can I tell you? The other day I was coming home from work and you know, like you have your whole day planned out. Like I'm going to get home, I've got like 30 minutes to go down, get my workout in before I make dinner. So I get home, I go in to like change. You know that I fought with my damn sports bra for 20 minutes trying to like smooth out the bra pads and the sports bra before I could go down and work out. I hate those things. There has to be a better way. Like I don't understand.

Speaker 2 33:55

I don't understand what people want to hear about, like the stupid stuff we have women have to deal with Because you guys know you go through it so.

Speaker 3 34:01

I don't understand Like first of all, what?

Speaker 2 34:03

are the triangles, the little triangles, but they're not even triangles.

Speaker 1 34:06

Sometimes they're like a weird shape, yeah.

Speaker 3 34:08

Why are they removable? First of? All like everybody wants their nipples covered. I don't know a single person that's like let me show everyone my nips while I'm working.

Speaker 1 34:16

Every guy is like we're the ones who invented them. So we make the bras?

Speaker 3 34:24

No, they make them removable, and then they get all like wadded up in there, and then you, they make one little tiny hole on the side that you're only your finger fits.

Speaker 2 34:32

It's like that, you're like, it's like you have like a claw, See I find those in my dryer and nobody claims them. Like they just come out of the woodwork, they're everywhere. But if you find something you're shopping and those suckers are sewn in you're like bingo, like in a bikini or something, and they look better. They don't move, they're perfect. Why?

Speaker 1 34:53

wouldn't you do that? You know what that's where? Okay. So I found these bras on Amazon that don't think they're sewn in. I don't know why I'm touching my boobs, Sorry, but you know they're sewn in. You can't talk about them with your boobs. I was like you know, and they're amazing.

Speaker 2 35:10

Oh, maybe we should share the link for people. I mean, I want to try what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 35:14

Did you guys ever buy a sports bra at Lulu?

Speaker 2 35:17

No, my girls have them.

Speaker 3 35:19

Are they good? I mean, they're a sports bra, whatever Like. But I went there and I needed a sports bra. So I buy a sports bra, the pads she you like. They put them in at the counter. So you buy the, you take the bra off the counter. They grab the pads and they're like, oh, this is how you do it. You just fold it, boop, boop, boop, and then it's in and I'm like that is not how it goes.

Speaker 1 35:43

No, I get the little grand claw.

Speaker 2 35:48

You like, stick your finger in your doing surgery.

Speaker 3 35:50

You're like false advertising. Yeah, no, I agree.

Speaker 2 35:54

I've never noticed that my girls have Lulu like sports bra. Maybe they slipped them in there and I never noticed it.

Speaker 3 35:59

Yeah, they just stick them in there right at the counter.

Speaker 1 36:02

Well, I will tell you so. Obviously I have a daughter and she between hers and mine. Obviously they're different sizes and so sometimes I'm like no, that's, that's hers Definitely hers, oh yeah. Because they don't. And then I go to put mine in hers and like it's like over expand. I'm like this is fricking ridiculous.

Speaker 2 36:19

The stuff, the stuff we have to deal with.

Speaker 3 36:21

I know I know it's so dumb Like men. What do they have to deal with? They're really only goes one way right, I mean well, we have to think of the stuff we do.

Speaker 2 36:33

I'm sorry, I almost. What did you say? You talk, do they talk? It oh my God, I can't even say right now what I want to say when you're with a man. I can't even say what I want to say in this podcast. Do you know? Is that why you're laughing?

Speaker 1 36:47

No, I'm just picturing talking.

Speaker 2 36:48

Oh my God. Well, how does a?

Speaker 1 36:49

weak woman. Man sit at work. Does he sit at his desk?

Speaker 3 36:53

It just goes, whatever way it goes, no that's not true.

Speaker 1 36:56

You've got to have a position. No, it's up, it's on their stomach, on their stomach.

Speaker 2 36:59

Whoa, I'm impressed.

Speaker 1 37:00

Look at this, it's like they've sure done it and it's like I'm going.

Speaker 2 37:06

I'm pointing up. She went like this over there. It is not pointing up. Yes, it is. It doesn't hang down between their legs. How do you know?

Speaker 1 37:11

that I'm assuming. I'm assuming you think that's-.

Speaker 2 37:14

It's a choice they make on which way it goes. No, everybody has a natural side.

Speaker 1 37:18

I've asked this before Dr Katie to the rescue Wait, we need to enter.

Speaker 2 37:29

We need to have somebody on this podcast and we need to say which way does it go.

Speaker 3 37:34

Everybody has a natural side that it goes to Is it real. And it just goes to that side. Yes, I swear to God.

Speaker 2 37:41

Is this like when you eat?

Speaker 1 37:42

asparagus, and it either smells or it doesn't when you pee.

Speaker 2 37:47

No Tomorrow. All over Oxford Everyone's going to say do you have a side? Please comment here.

Speaker 1 37:52

And ladies ask your husbands. This is scambolous.

Speaker 2 37:58

What are we going to do next week? Are we going to? We're still on the Christmas.

Speaker 1 38:02

I think okay. So, we have lots of great Christmas stuff. Danielle has a fabulous, fabulous thing coming.

Speaker 2 38:10

We can't tell them no let's kick it off with something fun and then let's do a Christmas episode where we talk about Christmas gifts and it's going to be all Christmas.

Speaker 1 38:17

So we might talk very little football next week, if you guys are good with that. Just a little.

Speaker 3 38:21

I'm good with that.

Speaker 1 38:23

And I think I have a special little shirt that I'm going to wear next week and I might not wear a shirt. Oh damn, I'm definitely wearing a shirt.

Speaker 2 38:34

I'm wearing a shirt.

Speaker 1 38:36

I mean, this party is about to get real. Don't, don't miss out.

Speaker 3 38:38

I mean, you never know.

Speaker 2 38:40

Yeah.

Speaker 1 38:40

All right.

Speaker 2 38:41

Should we break it down? Let's break it down. Let's break it down this week.

Speaker 3 38:45

Danielle's going to break us off. What do I say?

Speaker 2 38:48

Three, two, one 60 yard line yeah.